Change of plan

No skeet-shooting muckers available today so a change of plan.
 
It’s gawjis weather in Thanet so opted for a day of pottering and a visit (rare recently) into Margate itself. Goodness, I can see why no-one ventures forth to such parts these days. Gaunt lifeless faces, oiks, junkies, teenage pram-pushers, general hopelesseness and cycling a yoof who crashes into allatsea, in a pedestrian zone ,and then accuses, in a classic  benefit empowered foul mouthed tirade, the crashed into, of being in the  wrong. Wonderful. A ringing endoresment of 13 years of social awareness and increased public spending on the scum class. I must write to Gord and thank him.
 
Indeed I’m so keen to thank him I’ll do it right now.
 
‘Dear ghastly former prime minister and thoroughly horrid person,
 
I really enjoy being  intimidated, insulted, spat on, kicked, abused and assaulted when I’m out and about. There was a time when I had to travel far and wide to seek these experiences but now I can be guaranteed to encounter them on virtually every street and in every public place in the UK. In fact it’s all proving a bit too much of a good thing so I’m seeking a less thrilled filled lifestyle and now plan to move to Kabul or possibly, depending on house prices, one of the larger cities in Iraq
 
Congratulations on a job well done.
 
Power to the people?   ……not on your watch!
 
Thanks again
 
Brgds
 
A taxpaying sucker’

About allatsea

Sixty year old master-mariner. Absolutely gorgeous. Well wedged.....when compared to a Nairobi street urchin. Sorted, in that I haven't been in court recently. Hopelessly optimistic, terminally disappointed. Good with cats and other fluffy things. No musical talent. Generous to a fault provided it's someone else's round. Political centreist with far right and left viewpoints. A green activist from the hydrocarbon position with nuclear leanings. Averse to avarice but always happy to receive lottery wins, gifts, windfalls, legacies, prizes and wet sloppy kisses.
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