The noble art of fly phishing

What is becoming apparent, allatsea hears, from possibly dubious sources, is that your average commercial #~*&x#X**man is a complete *^$) x+=*ging, law-&^%+=+*, quota X+x+*ing, moral *#~*^, compo G+#~#ing,  *#+eX#~xnt. They’re popping out of their *#x *&^%#ing ~#&spits claiming that the c#~s*^)(x  are ruining their X&*##~ods and damning them to a life of destitution. Well they may be ‘suffering’ now but that may be because they might have #~*^X#X everything to destruction, returned undersized or unacceptable species to the briny when dead and generally #~#%x+=-xeclared for decades; now they’ve got to live with the consequences of such practice and should perhaps,  like so many others, allatsea included, learn another trade.

Has anyone else noticed how the price of chips seems to be soaring in runaway fashion.?.? Crikey at this rate we’ll have to have mash.

About allatsea

Sixty year old master-mariner. Absolutely gorgeous. Well wedged.....when compared to a Nairobi street urchin. Sorted, in that I haven't been in court recently. Hopelessly optimistic, terminally disappointed. Good with cats and other fluffy things. No musical talent. Generous to a fault provided it's someone else's round. Political centreist with far right and left viewpoints. A green activist from the hydrocarbon position with nuclear leanings. Averse to avarice but always happy to receive lottery wins, gifts, windfalls, legacies, prizes and wet sloppy kisses.
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One Response to The noble art of fly phishing

  1. Jane says:

    Someone is living life on the edge me thinks!

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