Crikey it all seems to be kicking off in this Jockinese Independence malarkey.
TTT Salmond’s getting all hot and bothered and Middle England seems to be waking up to the fact that our Nation’s under threat, and not from Commie Joe, Eastern Europe, African Migrants or the Unions (for once). Goodness no, its the kilt wearing ‘I belong to Scotland’ brigade and no mistake. Seemingly they’re on the way to ‘Freedom’, taking all the oil wealth with them and wanting the parnd as well.
Blimey all this talk of Nationalism and Socialism get’s allatsea a bit hot and bothered too. Sounds a bit too much like National Socialism to me to be honest and look where that got us. All very mid nineteen thirties in Munich. You’d have thought the Jocks would have thought about that before kick off, seemingly not. One thing that did cross my mind, as a bit of a business opportunity so to speak, would be to take advantage the the proposed SNP proposal to impose a 50p per unit minimum price for alcohol up there. Nothing like a bit of freedom is there folks, and that’s nothing like freedom.
Us lot down here in England, with actual freedom instead of notional, bollocks type freedom and, free of nannystatejockinisms, can build huge ‘beer buster’ warehouses just outside Carlisle and Berwick on Tweed. Goodness, think of the business they’d do. HUGE. As much White Lightning and Tennent’s Super as they want to buy, 24 hours a day at half the price of the ‘mutha country’. Just one thing, no Jock tiddly wink dosh accepted, it’s the parnd or nuffink.
Whilst we’re at it, we can be smartish about relocating the HQ of RBS darn sarf. It’s 70% owned by the ENGLISH tax payer after all. And the RN and RAF bases down to Plymouth and Norfolk respectively, National Savings at Glasgow, that can go to Leeds or Birmingham, and the UK tax offices, all back darn sarf…soonest. Then the offshore borders have got to be drawn up. Traditionally, it seems, the offshore borders continue in the same direction as the land border. By alltasea’s reckoning that’ll give the Scots the Beatrice field. All the rest will be either in rUK’s area or the Shetlands Islands’. The Shetlands of course will want independence from the lunatic mainlanders ASAP, who can blame them? They’ve been doing VERY nicely under Westminster’s watch and they certainly won’t want to be the cash cow for a nation of Nationalist Socialists waving yellow flags and imposing alcohol limits on folk.
Come to think of it, I’ve always been very keen on Lerwick…………………see you up there.