I believe you are doing great

Good morning, good morning, good morning, see below for a gem received in the Towers’  email this fine Fannit morning. Despite quadruple spamtraps it made it through to the BT inbox so, as a reward for its tenaciousness, it is hereby (fanfare of trumpets), published. Enjoy, it certainly brought tears to the eyes here at HQ.

Dear Good Friend

How are you? I believe you are doing great. Am Reverend Father William
McCarthy a Minister of God from Ghana, occasionally I pay visit to
most hospitals here in Ghana most often, yesterday I was at the
General Hospital here in Ghana and I pay a visit to the Woman’s Ward
where I met with Mrs. Mary Johnson a red Indian old woman who married
to one (late) Gen. Kofi Johnson a Ghanaian Man who died so many years
ago.

Mrs. Mary Johnson is severely sick of the cancer of the lungs & kidney
and the Doctor who is attending to her pronounced that she has only
2 weeks to live and that is confirmed, Mrs. Johnson was childless and
due to the fact that her late husband was killed by Ghana Politicians
she had so much hatred for Ghana government so She do not want to
leave behind a cent belonging to her or her late husband in Ghana
before she die. During our discussion at the hospital yesterday Mrs.
Mary Johnson pleaded with me to help her get any faithful & honest
person who can help her express her warmth love & affection for
less-privileged, motherless-babies & handicaps in the World
(Excluding Ghana people).

She & her husband own huge amount of money and some gold dust in the
security company here in Ghana and would be willing to entrust the
ownership of the funds unto the care & control of anyone who would
help her achieve her life aim & desire before or after she is dead.

Let me know if you are interested and I shall go ahead to inform the
old dying woman.

I will be waiting for your reply.

Thanks & God bless you.
Reverend Fr. William McCarthy

About allatsea

Sixty year old master-mariner. Absolutely gorgeous. Well wedged.....when compared to a Nairobi street urchin. Sorted, in that I haven't been in court recently. Hopelessly optimistic, terminally disappointed. Good with cats and other fluffy things. No musical talent. Generous to a fault provided it's someone else's round. Political centreist with far right and left viewpoints. A green activist from the hydrocarbon position with nuclear leanings. Averse to avarice but always happy to receive lottery wins, gifts, windfalls, legacies, prizes and wet sloppy kisses.
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