You can say what you like about Margate but it’s a top place for commercial shagging. Officially!!

The following article from our beloved Thanet Gazette. No editorial tweaking from allatsea on this one, it’s as ‘ritt’. Journalistic gold.

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A NEW guide to adult services in the South East has recognised the isle’s best sex workers.

McCoy’s Guide to Adult Services in South East England catalogues 21 massage parlours, 56 escort agencies, 94 dominatrixes and more than 600 working ladies across the region.

In total, seven Thanet sex workers were included in the guide, three from Margate, three from Ramsgate and one from Broadstairs.

The isle’s highest rated adult service provider was Margate dominatrix ‘Mistress Kent’, who the guidebook awarded a full five stars.

It explains: “Back in Margate after a brief period based in nearby Ramsgate, Mistress Kent continues to go from strength to strength.

“Operating from a well-equipped dungeon, she has a fascinating operation boasting everything from stocks, a St Andrews Cross, a whipping bench, a schoolroom and a horse and saddle.”

“From personal experience I can testify to her deceptively beguiling yet firm manner, with which she lulls her slaves into a false sense of security.”

Also featured were Ramsgate couple Terri and Jay, described as a: “man in his twenties and a woman in her thirties, both slim.”

The author of the guide writes: “Both Terri and Jay are happy to attend to men, women or couples and have been entertaining as a couple since late 2010.”

It adds: “It should be noted however that they only entertain together.”

Britain’s sex industry is believed to generate £1billion every year.

Prostitution is legal in the UK, but a number of related activities, including soliciting in a public place, kerb crawling and pimping are all banned.”

About allatsea

Sixty year old master-mariner. Absolutely gorgeous. Well wedged.....when compared to a Nairobi street urchin. Sorted, in that I haven't been in court recently. Hopelessly optimistic, terminally disappointed. Good with cats and other fluffy things. No musical talent. Generous to a fault provided it's someone else's round. Political centreist with far right and left viewpoints. A green activist from the hydrocarbon position with nuclear leanings. Averse to avarice but always happy to receive lottery wins, gifts, windfalls, legacies, prizes and wet sloppy kisses.
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