The pen really is mightier than the sword


The PEN IS indeed mightier than the sword!

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email says:

“Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.

Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size and grip.

Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I’ve always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot”

Moral: A “space” is an essential part in English

About allatsea

Sixty year old master-mariner. Absolutely gorgeous. Well wedged.....when compared to a Nairobi street urchin. Sorted, in that I haven't been in court recently. Hopelessly optimistic, terminally disappointed. Good with cats and other fluffy things. No musical talent. Generous to a fault provided it's someone else's round. Political centreist with far right and left viewpoints. A green activist from the hydrocarbon position with nuclear leanings. Averse to avarice but always happy to receive lottery wins, gifts, windfalls, legacies, prizes and wet sloppy kisses.
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