A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice;
I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice:
“$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
“I study Law and I know how to make someone look guilty”
A recent trip into a post Christmas Canterbury provided some shocking scenes. Long queues to get into Nandos and Pizza Hut despite numerous nearby (superior) foody places having room to spare. Blimey, I thought the good folks of Sarff eeest Ingerland were a bit on the ‘tasteless’ side but was still surprised to see that sort of vivid supporting evidence. Surely anyone willing to queue for ages in the cold to get served overpriced Italian cheese on toast and/or anodyne Portuguese chicken needs counselling and pdq. Cultural shocks aside, we at the Towers were saddened beyond words by the executions carried out by our Islamist friends in Paris yesterday.
Listen phuckwits, God is NOT GOOD.
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
Grasp that simple fact and live in peace, you gullible simpletons.