Grooming products

A market researcher was conducting a survey in the men’s department  at a large branch of Boots in a provincial city.

She approached a distinguished well dressed  chap and asked, “ Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what grooming products you use?”


“ Well”  replied the man, “usually Facebook and jelly babies”.


Dindins at the Towers.


Seven string Ibanez, nephew Tom, Blackheart valve amp.


Burntisland, Fife, small tug, cold day.

About allatsea

Sixty year old master-mariner. Absolutely gorgeous. Well wedged.....when compared to a Nairobi street urchin. Sorted, in that I haven't been in court recently. Hopelessly optimistic, terminally disappointed. Good with cats and other fluffy things. No musical talent. Generous to a fault provided it's someone else's round. Political centreist with far right and left viewpoints. A green activist from the hydrocarbon position with nuclear leanings. Averse to avarice but always happy to receive lottery wins, gifts, windfalls, legacies, prizes and wet sloppy kisses.
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