A market researcher was conducting a survey in the men’s department at a large branch of Boots in a provincial city.
She approached a distinguished well dressed chap and asked, “ Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what grooming products you use?”
“ Well” replied the man, “usually Facebook and jelly babies”.
Dindins at the Towers.
Seven string Ibanez, nephew Tom, Blackheart valve amp.
Burntisland, Fife, small tug, cold day.