SARP Sailors against rough passages
Who are we and what do we want?
When the going gets tough, we’re not the people to call upon.
Calm seas, quiet cabins
Soft beds, long leaves
Tasty grub, short trips
Nicely decorated messrooms with small green leaves
Sundays off, subservient crews
Rigidly flexible work schedules and vacuum loos
ISM free, QA nowhere to be seen
Paper-less admin., clerks supplied and keen
Office hours departures
Post-lunch arrivals
Long smokos, late turn to’s
Ample dhoby dust, no greasing to do
Unlimited spares, early evening tipples
Nicer coloured uniforms, stronger toilet seats
Self tensioning winches and accessible cleats
